What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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