What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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