What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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