What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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