What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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