What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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