What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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