What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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