What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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