What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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