What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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