What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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