What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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