What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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