What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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