What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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