What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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