What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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