What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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