What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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