What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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