What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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