What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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