What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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