What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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