What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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