What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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