What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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