What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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