What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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