What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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