What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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