What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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