What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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