What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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