What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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