What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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