What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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