What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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