What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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