What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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