What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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