What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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