What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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