What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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