What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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