What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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