What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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