What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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