What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025