What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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