What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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