What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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