What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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