What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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