What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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A crookodile


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It needed to be trimmed.


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To see how long he slept.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Because they don't know the words.


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Ask Cheese.


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Carlos.


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