What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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