What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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