What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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