What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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