What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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