What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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