What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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