What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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A seal walks into a club...
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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