What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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