What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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