What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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