What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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