What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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