What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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