What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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