What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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