What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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