What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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