What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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