What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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