What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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