What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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