What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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