What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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