What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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