What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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