What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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In the piano!


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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Snaked.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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