What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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