What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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