What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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