What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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