What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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