What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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