What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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