What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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