What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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