What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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