What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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