What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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