What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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