What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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A sponge!


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Twick o tweet


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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I decided to give it a shot!


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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