What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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