What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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