What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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With a tuba glue.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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