What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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