What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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