What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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