What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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