What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Microwaves.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Oinkment.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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