What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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