What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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