What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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