What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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