What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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