What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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