What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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