What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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