What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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