What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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