What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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