What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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