What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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