What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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