What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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