What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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