What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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