What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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