What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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