What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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