What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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