What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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