What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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