What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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