What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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