What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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