What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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