What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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