What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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