What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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