What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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