What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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