What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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