What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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