What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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