What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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