What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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