What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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