What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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