What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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