What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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