What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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