What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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