What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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