What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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