What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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