What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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