What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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