What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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