What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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