What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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