What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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