What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.


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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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Root beer.


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Soviets


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Alley cats.


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Juan by Juan.


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He was playing by ear


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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