What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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