What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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