What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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