What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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