What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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