What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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