What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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