What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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