What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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