What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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