What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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