What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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