What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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