What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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