What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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