What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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