What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He said NaBrO


GOOD		CRAP

or

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just in case he got a hole in one!


GOOD		CRAP

or