What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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