What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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