What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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