What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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