What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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