What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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