What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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