What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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