What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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