What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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