What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024