What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025