What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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