What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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