What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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