What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because each player raises a racquet.


GOOD		CRAP

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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Wet feet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Presidential Seal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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New Jersey got to pick first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A plumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

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