What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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