What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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