What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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