What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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