What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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