What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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