What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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