What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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