What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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