What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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