What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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