What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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