What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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