What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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