What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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