What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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