What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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