What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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