What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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