What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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