What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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