What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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