What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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