What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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