What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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