What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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