What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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