What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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