What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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