What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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