What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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