What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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