What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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