What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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