What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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