What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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