What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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