What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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