What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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