What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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