What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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