What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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