What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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