What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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