What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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