What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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