What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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