What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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