What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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