What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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