What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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