What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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