What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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