What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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