What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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