What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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