What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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