What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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With igloo!


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A skunk with a rash.


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The scales.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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A newspaper!


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