What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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