What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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