What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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