What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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