What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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