What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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