What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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