What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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