What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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