What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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