What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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