What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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