What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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