What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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