What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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