What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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