What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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