What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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