What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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