What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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