What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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