What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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