What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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