What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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