What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026