What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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