What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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