What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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