What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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