What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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