What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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