What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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