What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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