What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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