What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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