What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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