What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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