What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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