What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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