What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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