What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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