What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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