What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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