What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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