What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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