What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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