What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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