What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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