What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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