What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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