What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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