What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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