What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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