What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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