What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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