What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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