What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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