What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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