What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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