What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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