What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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