What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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