What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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