What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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