What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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