What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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