What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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