What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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