What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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