What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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