What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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