What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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