What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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