What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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