What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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