What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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