What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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