What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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