What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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