What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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