What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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