What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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