What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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