What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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