What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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