What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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