What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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