What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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