What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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