What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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