What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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