What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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