What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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