What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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