What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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