What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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