What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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