What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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