What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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