What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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