What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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