What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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