What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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