What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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