What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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