What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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