What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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