What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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