What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026