Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What a turtle disaster
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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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