What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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