What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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