What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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