What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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