What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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