What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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