What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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