What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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