What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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