What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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