Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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You crack me up!
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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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