What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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