What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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