What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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