What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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