What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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