What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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