What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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