What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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