What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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