What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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