What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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