What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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