What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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