What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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