What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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