What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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