What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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