Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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