Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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