Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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