Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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