Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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