What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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