What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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