What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025