What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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