What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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