What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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