What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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