What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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