What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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