What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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