What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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