What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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