What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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