What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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