What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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