What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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