What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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