What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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