What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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