What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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