What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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