What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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