What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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