What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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