What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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