What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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