What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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