What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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