What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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