What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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