What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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