What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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