What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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